if carlsberg made dachshunds

If Carlsberg made dachshunds........

If Carlsberg made dachshunds........

Sadly my elderly mum and dad are moving from their house to a flat and SHOCK! HORROR! Canine-free zone! So - about me. I'm 10 (but only look 8½ if the lighting is good). I'm huge - by dachshund standards. I have a 100% illness-free history (although I got stuck in the cat flap which is not really an illness but a beer belly / middle-aged, masculine waistline), am missing my 2 veg and am fully chipped (6 million dollar hound) and vaccinated (always wanted to sail down the Nile and can accompany you if you'd like). Upsides? Really don't enjoy walking (short legs, apathy, etc) and adore cuddles. Love all people (even ugly ones) and can take many more hugs than you can give. Fully house trained (don't always remember to put the seat down) and don't mark my territory (my house - why would I?). Downsides? For no good reason I am terrified of other dogs. Really have no desire to meet/play/chat/sniff/ with other mutts so pretty please with a cherry on top - keep me away from them and more importantly - them away from me. I'm not aggressive - simply petrified. Will bark (think the cowardly lion) and hide behind you. Any monies that are donated for the privilege of spending time in my outstanding presence will be donated to a dachshund charity. That's it - need a new forever home from around June 16 so if you're nice - call me. Or Milissa or Brad as they speak English a little better than I do..... Read More

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CARLSBERG MERMAID -VERY UNUSUAL ITEM BY CARLSBERG

THIS MERMAID IS IN A PALE GREEN COLOUR AND SAT ON A ROCK, THE WORKDS CARLSBERG ARE WRITTEN ACROSS THE ROAK AND ON THE UNDERSIDE. IMMACULATE CONDITION, NO CHIPS AS HAS JUST BEEN KEPT IN A CHINA CABINET. THIS IS A VERY RARE PIECE. Read More

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Wanted miniature Dachshunds puppy or a x Dachshunds in

Wanted miniature Dachshunds puppy or a x Dachshunds in

Hi I am looking for a miniature Dachshunds or a Dachshunds x must be a small puppy please get in touch if you have what I am looking for kind regards Tracy

CUSTOM MADE IRONS FROM USA. With carrybag if required.

CUSTOM MADE IRONS FROM USA. With carrybag if required.

Full set (3- PW) custom built irons I bought in Texas. The heads are a bi-metal composite traditional cavity back with narrow tops. The shafts are 30 gram light composite graphite fitted with Golf Pride multi compound grips. The clubs are in good all round condition with very few marks on the heads. Sold with Ogio carrybag if required. Will accept £ ovno Ad ID: Delivery Service Consumer Credit

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Old Army War chest, ideal if painted or decorated made...

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Hand made ornaments.. If someone collects these.. Collection only byker

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Designer perfume - If you like D&G light blue- this is made

Designer perfume - If you like D&G light blue- this is made

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Glass made black color stand round and good condition if interested plz text me

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Zéfal Isotherm water bottle for cycling (Made in France) (2nd one also available if wanted)

Zéfal Isotherm water bottle for cycling (Made in France) (2nd one also available if wanted)

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Carlsberg pump

Carlsberg pump

Carlsberg extra cold beer Pump, in excellent condition great for man cave. Collection DE21 4ND Ad ID: Delivery Service Consumer Credit

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In very good condition measurements - depth - 56cm height - 82cm Viewing welcome 7 days a week at our shop B&w beds Eastwood trading Estate Fitzwilliam road Rotherham S65 1sl We can offer free delivery to anywhere in South Yorkshire chesterfield and Worksop Read More

Carlsberg sign

Carlsberg sign

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CARLSBERG FRIDGE

GOOD WORKING ORDER AND CLEAN LENGTH - 49.5cm WIDTH - 37.5cm HEIGHT - 51.5cm FREE DELIVERY TO ANYWHERE IN SOUTH YORKSHIRE, CHESTERFIELD AND WORKSOP SAME DAY DELIVERY AVAILABLE ON ANYTHING IN STOCK WHEN ORDERED BEFORE 3PM (EXCLUDES SUNDAYS) B&W BEDS AND FURNITURE The store room eastwood trading estate Rotherham s65 1sl SHOP OPEN 7 DAYS A WEEK MONDAY – FRIDAY – AM – 5PM SATURDAY – 10AM – 3PM SUNDAY – 11AM – 3PM Read more

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Carlsberg draught master

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carlsberg draught master...

carlsberg draught master, for sale carlsberg draught master in good working order did have drip tray but lost it but apart from that it works fine get a micro wave £12 grill £8 and blender £5 or get all for £50 ono £, Gloucester, .

Carlsberg Golf Bag

Carlsberg Golf Bag

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CARLSBERG BEER PUMP...

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Carlsberg silver medal

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Carlsberg bar front

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Carlsberg t'shirt

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IF - 1, "If 1" | 2. "If 2" | 3. Waterfall - Multiple titles

Are you interested in this item?This item is up for auction at Catawiki. Please click on "respond to advert" (orange button) to get redirected to the Catawiki website. Catawiki’s goal is to make special objects universally available. Our weekly auctions feature thousands of unusual, rare, and exceptional objects you won’t find in just any store. 1. IF - If (Capitol Records ?– ST-539) made in USA LP | vinyl: VG+ | cover: VG+ (silver cover with ringwear, no lamination causes this storage wear) Jazz Rock, Prog Rock.2. IF - If 2 (Capitol Records ?– SW-676) made in USA LP | vinyl: NM (mint-) | cover: VG+ (strong / little ringwear)3. IF - Waterfall (Metromedia KMD ) made in USA LP | vinyl: NM (mint-) | cover: VG++ (excellent) Has die-cut opening on front panel of gatefold jacket. | US Version of If 4 with two tracks added and two removed.British jazz rock/progressive rock band formed in and disbanded in . Read more

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Husky Carlsberg drinks fridge

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Carlsberg Draughtsmasrer for sale

Carlsberg Draughtsmasrer for sale

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Carlsberg England Football Cap

Carlsberg England Football Cap

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