If Carlsberg made dachshunds........
Sadly my elderly mum and dad are moving from their house to a flat and SHOCK! HORROR! Canine-free zone! So - about me. I'm 10 (but only look 8½ if the lighting is good). I'm huge - by dachshund standards. I have a 100% illness-free history (although I got stuck in the cat flap which is not really an illness but a beer belly / middle-aged, masculine waistline), am missing my 2 veg and am fully chipped (6 million dollar hound) and vaccinated (always wanted to sail down the Nile and can accompany you if you'd like). Upsides? Really don't enjoy walking (short legs, apathy, etc) and adore cuddles. Love all people (even ugly ones) and can take many more hugs than you can give. Fully house trained (don't always remember to put the seat down) and don't mark my territory (my house - why would I?). Downsides? For no good reason I am terrified of other dogs. Really have no desire to meet/play/chat/sniff/ with other mutts so pretty please with a cherry on top - keep me away from them and more importantly - them away from me. I'm not aggressive - simply petrified. Will bark (think the cowardly lion) and hide behind you. Any monies that are donated for the privilege of spending time in my outstanding presence will be donated to a dachshund charity. That's it - need a new forever home from around June 16 so if you're nice - call me. Or Milissa or Brad as they speak English a little better than I do..... Read More