New Emerald Green Vintage Bicycle:
Woah Nelly! 'Can a vintage bike even BE brand spanking new,' I hear you ask? Yes. Don't overthink this. As you can see this isn't your average bicycle. It's stylish. It's got a leather-bound seat. And as every cretin knows, green bikes go faster. For an organic biking experience, it only has one gear. Which means you won't be powered up and down hills by any mechanical help like some kind of filthy biking casual. It's just you, and all the raw power your glutes provide. Just like nature intended...immediately following the invention of the bicycle. There's also only one front brake. Which is entirely sufficient unless you're some kind of pansy. Also included: Mud guards - for guarding against mud Giant bell - for guarding against plebs Buy it now before someone slightly cooler than you gets to it first. Best, Ad ID: Delivery Service Consumer Credit